Here is my expanding glossary of colloquial terminologies and abbreviations which you may have come across in some posts:
NB: This is not in alphabetical order, I update it in accordance to my latest blog postings.
-Bad·ass / Badass: When used as an adjective: Tough or aggressive: “a badass temper”. / When used as a noun: A tough, aggressive, or uncooperative person.
-Wonga: cash, dough, change, money
-The System: the government, the economy, society (varies according to context)
-BBM: Blackberry Messenger
-BFF: Best friends forever
-KMT: Kiss my teeth
SMH: shakes my head
-lol / looool: Laugh out loud
-LMAO: laughing my ass off
-RO( T )FL: rolling on (the) floor laughing
-WTF: what the fuck
-chirpsed: chatted-up by the opposite sex
-bedazzled: can mean anything in context to the text; here we are implying ‘taken/snapped-up etc’
-Eh eh eh: universal African expressions of astonishment
-Elephant: Elephant and Castle (Greater London town)
-I’m feeling you: I understand you
-nabbing: getting myself something (context of post should clarify the object)
-blud: mainly used in the UK. “Blud” comes from bredrin (brother) or blood brother
-Nah blud: no blood; meaning a relative i.e. sister or a bestfriend
-what-less: not fulfilling or not expected to achieve the intended purpose or desired outcome.
-Zim : Zimbabwe
-summink: something (cockney dialect)